Happy Father's Day - Favorite Lines of Dads

There seems to be a universal, timeless lingo among fathers.  Here's a collection of some of those sayings...

  • Look for it with your eyes, not your mouth.
  • Ask your mother.
  • Do you think I'm a millionaire?
  • Measure once, cut twice. Measure twice, cut once.
  • My father used to tell me...
  • Elope. It's cheaper.
  • Who died and made you boss?
  • Don't make me stop this car.
  • When I was your age...
  • They don’t make them like they used to.
  • It builds character.
  • What part of NO don’t you understand?
  • Don’t forget to check your oil.
  • Who said life was supposed to be fair?
  • Don't tell your mother.

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19 Feb 2017